Chika Fujiwara vs. Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie:

Hello, sweetie, what's up? Here's a diagnose of your stroke.

My rhymes are open and dope, you're such a real slowpoke

When it comes to directing, But i'll ensure that this would happen,

I win, and you'll be starting to feel really snappy, i get it,

But why don't you smile? It puts a heart on your face.

Now go back to your directory with your useless grace.

Chika Fujiwara:

Everybody say Ho! (Ho!) Ho! (Ho!) I'm ready to flow.

Here at the Shuchin Academy, you'll start yourself with a bow

Down to me. You can see, there is no qualifies nor distractions,

Every time you talk to one of your six girls, 'cant you realize your actions.

On how you treat all other ponies, with your smiles and giggles?

I'm the one who has the leadership, you're the one who intrigues.

Pinkie Pie:

Oh, see, when i was a little filly, My mother always used to say,

You'd better smile, and you'll recieve a grand, beautiful day.

Now for you, this won't have a good ending, with your black girl on your side.

As well as your stupidity once it's schooling time.

Chika Fujiwara:

Better stop with that kiddy stuff before i start with the real stuff.

My IQ may be lower than 7, but i still got the price that's real tough.

You had an awful creepypasta. a nerd could believe everything it said,

So get out of my classroom before go very aggraviated!

Pinkie Pie:

I mean, your name means Thousands of Flowers, now that seems odd.

Instead of just pulling the microphone there, i swear for god,

I'm sharing, I'm caring, with those words that i say in rhyme,

Better be careful next time, 'cause it's Epic Pie Time!

I don't have to say it, but your hair looks like an invention

of Trixie's magic tricks, oh wait, you are not my selection.

You'll never fill my heart with sunshine, so watch out, i'm going for a party.

Along with your family, i've shown that i'm a member of the Elements of Harmony!

Chika Fujiwara:

Actually, boosh that, your rhymes are more sweller than ever,

At least i'm not an idiot, i'm just a Fortune Teller!

Here's Pinkie staring just to have fun, like it was gravy,

But don't ever mention the fact that once you tried to kill your babies.

You're throwing a party. That's what you do, You'll just go arty, on more than a few

Seconds, I won't be beaten, You won't take what it takes to defeat you.

I've beaten your ass faster than my companion stealing the show,

You know that Smiling Means War, don't you? Off to the forest you go!

'''WHO WON. '''

'''WHO'S NEXT. '''

YOU DECIEVE.