Kittydog vs. Egoraptor



Kittydog:

Ahem, i still don't get why you would participate

I'm a queen, your arguments so dead that make me asphyxiate

Watch me walking in cycles, while you go criticizing people.

I created a vast community, you aren't invited, get that through your sin hole!

So you're the king of Newgrounds, huh? Deviantart is my place.

I ain't a combination for nothing, but you existing is just a disgrace.

Can't handle the heat? Then go play so Metal Gear.

The tiara is mine now. And what about you? Shaken and feared?

Flying through the sky, 'cause i do have the wings

To send you back to dubbing programs that they don't deserve to exist.

It's not my fault that you waste money, My fans do have a taste of Pay Pal

You go Game Grumpin' in reality, but i was always a great gal.

Egoraptor:

What the heck? No one told me there was a furry there.

I make coffee for everyone! Not for you, you cat-hare.

'Cause all that i see is four floppy ears, right back to your destruction.

You spend all your time creating titles that do not have production.

Do the math, i've got a paper, but i think you wouldn't be famous.

The next stop, Katamari. (Katamari: Let's go down to Uranus!)

I wouldn't be chiming those memes, i'll go animating faster!

Every time i see blood of yours, i'd be like ZOMBIE CANCER!

And what about your face in real life? You look just like a first grader.

I'd gotta send you a new house, on the middle of the originality crater.

I'm really tired of your lesbianity, that's a cruel option to be.

Damn right you may convince, but i tell ya, draw on me!

Kittydog:

You have the skills to overreact to me, but i'm not scared.

I have many people of my kind, i should recognize to be prepared.

In case you haven't knew, your animations make me cough.

I mean, who cares for all-white eyeballs and lines who are tough?

You wanna beat me? I'm Cruffle. Not as bad as a truffle.

Slight cheers on me? How dare you! I make my dreams a further shuffle!

And when my army of furries destroys this poor little guy,

Shawty would be amazed by your last goodbye.

Egoraptor:

Let me be honest, i wouldn't be doing a flip;

'Cause all you do is encourage people who use Flipaclip!

Your color palettes are very trippy, not very positive of a dip.

When i try to draw you, i was like "God these, FUCKING LIPS"

I'd make you try to play Halo, 'cause you'd literally be dead.

And you've got fame? I've got Jesus on my side. (Jesus: Thanks man.)

Hey kids! Get ready for Kittydog's demise, you'll see right through it.

To end this battle, here's some Real Game Play FOOTAGE!!!

WHO WON.

'''WHO'S NEXT. '''

YOU DECIEVE.