Moana vs. Tupou

Tupou:

If you give me a Haka of yours, You'll seriously get Bent.

I'm the first of the Tupous, and you'll suffer a long lent.

By crabs and snails. I was a great governor

Of an Island i love, and also a defender.

This girl is going to suffocate me with it's shovel?

I didn't ask for a quarrel, you were a star in only one novel.

Like Nobel, i dictate peace, around all the Archipielagos,

Now how about you come back to your island, So i could let you go?

Moana:

Here i come, sailing, no one knows when i will go far,

At the edge of the water i stand, My life is just a piece of art.

I'll be shining those disses, like your crappy antiquity,

While i go through the seas, In comfy tranquility.

Make way for the Next Queen of the Disney Side,

Unlike you, i've got the most classified Oceanian Pride.

You'll just go hanging in Hawaii with your cities that look like jungles.

You wanna govern a country, then sick it up your bunghole!

I am not slim like you, and i sail more than your days.

I even got an army by Maui, that does know who knows the way.

You surrendering to the British Army isn't serious you know,

Because of that, you've made a suit, and sickened it up with your flows.

Tupou:

Your rhymes make me sick, like the Marquesas' own statues.

A lesson can be given to a chicken.giver than you,

Your grandma had been protecting you, and you abandoned it because,

You wanted to be a more independent person than Santa Claus.

Moana:

The sea stands not behind you, but into my back.

The clear waters have been stranding you, into your attack.

I've lived a full life more than you, so shut up and grieve,

With the spirit of Polynesia inside of me.

Tupou:

Really? Since you were a child, you had a terrible life.

I've been studying policies within six months of having a bife.

And this time, i would tell you, that neither of us are equal,

You swing between pieces of triangles, and i'll not await your sequel.

Moana:

Says the Tongan blackhead with a white beard on it's front.

Do you see that i have sailed upon some of your great runts?

I could believe that yourself isn't Shiny, i suppose.

Now, between this bounds of lava, Tupou's reign comes to a close.

'''WHO WON. '''

'''WHO'S NEXT. '''

YOU DECEIVE.